Anekdotai (NE !!! filmukai)

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LOLED!!!!! taip teisingai suvare. Showcaras tegul lieka showcar'u.

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What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?

"Drop it n*gga."
i drive german sh*t

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aTofi wrote:nelabasi pagal tema, bet juokiausi balsu :D
http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/crime/so ... d=33265713
;)
Dabar tik perskaiciau :) sita vaizda gyvai maciau... ir uzuodziau... :lol: :D :D :lol:
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Formaliai skelbimas, bet realiai - anekdotas :lol:
http://auto.plius.lt/skelbimas/lengviej ... id-1601060

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Iver wrote:Formaliai skelbimas, bet realiai - anekdotas :lol:
http://auto.plius.lt/skelbimas/lengviej ... id-1601060
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Prancuzas wrote:What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?

"Drop it n*gga."
One day I was walking down the street and saw a nigger in nikes running with a huge tv in his hands. I thought "Hmm, isn't this one mine?" but them I remembered that mine wears adidas.

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Gal kam šarvuočio?

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Gal ir neblogai butu :D Tik kad dyzelio 100km ryja 50L :roll: :mrgreen:

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nea biski daugiau, vienam km 800 g. :lol:

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Krematoriume nuo šiol taikomos nuolaidos apdegusiems klientams!

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kam reik JDM dildo jei yra RU-LTDM http://www.autogidas.lt/pavaru-svirtis-14161202.html

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Mart. wrote:http://www.autogidas.lt/turbina-14163269.html Kaip suvirinimo siūlės? :lol:
stipru jau cia :D

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- Mama, mama, kaip atsiranda vaikai? - klausia mergaitė.
- Na, dukrele, kai tėtis ir mama myli vienas kita, tada jie apsikabina ir bučiuojasi, veliau jie mylisi, o tai reiškia, kad tėtis mamai įkiša peni į vagina, tada atsiranda vaikelis...
- Bet, mama, aš praeita naktį mačiau, kad tėtis savo daikta tau kišo į burna, kas tada atsiranda?
Mama atsidūsdama:
- Papuošalai, dukrele... Papuošalai...
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http://hooniverse.com/2012/06/05/meanwh ... d-scubaru/

labiausiai patiko:
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Citata: Sportinis ismetimas. dirba tik ant duju nes nera bendzino. Nemeginau kurti ant bendzino.

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http://www.autogidas.lt/toyota-corolla- ... 93861.html
vaziuoja netrukciodama auksta pavara(beveik automatas)

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http://www.autogidas.lt/bmw-525-e34-tds ... 22454.html

Man itin patiko sis gedimo aprasymas :D :D "...Reikia pakeisti hidraulikos galiniu amortizatoriu vamzdeli kaina apie 20lt hansaflex parduotuveje.Nes leidzia vairo stiprintuvo skysti per ja , ji yra suluzus..."

Ar as cia kazko nesuprantu ar kaip? :mrgreen:

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tas pats siurblys ir stiprintuvui ir galinei vaziuoklei ;)

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